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2nd February 2014

St Gregory ... Wonderworker
or Try-Harder?

by Norman Walford   

The history books have not been kind to St Gregory the Try-harder.

He has no Wikipedia entry. Until recently if you Googled him you wouldn’t have got a
single hit, though happily that’s starting to change now. In the annals of church
history he has become, strangely, something of a nonentity.

Why he has been neglected for so long is a bit of mystery. It may simply be that our
Gregory never achieved anything in his life worthy of being recorded for posterity.
That is after all the common fate of those who try to live the Christian life according
to the try-harder philosophy (I wouldn’t want to dignify it by calling it a theology.) As I
mentioned last week, there is a basic spiritual principle that the harder we try the
less we achieve. Some people sadly go their whole lives and never figure this one
out. Others—and I include myself in these—understand the principle pretty clearly
but nonetheless find themselves falling in and out of the try-harder mentality on a
regular basis. Perhaps Gregory was just one of these.

But I’m going to be charitable and look for an alternative explanation as to why
Gregory the Try-harder has been so totally forgotten. And I wonder … these epithets
can be notoriously fluid (‘the Try-harder’ is an epithet, by the way, for those who don’
t know—and I had to look it up so don’t worry.)  So I’ve been wondering if our
Gregory might have got mixed up with one of the many other Gregorys in history
whose lives and spiritual accomplishments have been altogether better
documented. And there have been quite a few. One of the first who springs to mind
is St Gregory the Wonderworker. After all, that name would certainly sit a lot better
on the name board outside the front of our church than what we have now. Could
the two, at some point over the many centuries that have elapsed, have somehow
got confused? Could the Wonderworker and the Try-harder in actual fact be one and
the same man? I wonder…

St Gregory the Wonderworker was born a pagan in the year 213 AD—exactly 1800
years ago. He travelled to Palestine, and in Caesarea he was converted to Christianity
through the ministry of the famous theologian Origen who was residing there. After
this he returned to his hometown of Caesarea—Neo-Caesarea it’s called to
distinguish it from the other one—in Pontus, now northern Turkey, where he was
made bishop. It’s said that when he became a bishop there were just 17 Christians in
his diocese (things were a good bit smaller in those days). When he died there were
just 17 pagans. The rest had been converted. A Wonderworker indeed.

This Gregory is famous for many things, but perhaps the best-known is his role in the
appointment of St Alexander the Charcoal-burner as Bishop of the nearby Diocese of
Comana. The story goes that the church in Comana was looking for a new bishop and
had called in Gregory to advise on the appointment. They drew up a short-list of
candidates, all distinguished and highly regarded members of the community, and
asked Gregory to interview them. Which he did—and rejected them all, one after
another, as unsuitable. Dead end.

Gregory then commented that the bishop didn’t necessarily have to be drawn from
the social elite of the city, but that a candidate from a more humble, perhaps even
menial background could equally be considered. At this point, probably as a joke,
someone cried out, “So, what about Alexander the charcoal-burner?”

Gregory took the mention of the name, even in jest, as being a potential divine
Providence and asked to see the man. So Alexander was brought in—the filthiest,
dirtiest man in the town, covered in charcoal dust from head to foot, as befitted his
profession. Gregory saw through the dirt and the grime to the man of God
underneath, and promptly consecrated him as the new Bishop of Comana.

St Alexander the Charcoal-burner turned out to be an outstanding bishop. He held
the post for many years, and finally died a martyr’s death, probably during the great
empire-wide persecution that took place during the reign of the Roman emperor
Decius. It seems that he was burnt to death, as was common at that time, thus
ending up as … dare I say it … charcoal. An appropriately symbolic end for such a
humble man.
At this point some of you may be thinking, he's making it up. Actually not. The story
is quite well attested. (Though in fairness perhaps it should be pointed out that
Alexander was in fact a highly educated and spiritual man who had deliberately
adopted the most humble and menial job he could find, that of charcoal-burner, as a
conscious exercise in Christian humility. Gregory had begun the interviews by
making the candidates take a vow to answer all questions with total truthfulness, so
the truth of Alexander’s origins had quickly come out.)

Gregory's behaviour here illustrates a New Testament teaching that is so radical and
revolutionary that it is systematically ignored not only by Pharisee churches the
world over but by most non-Pharisee churches also (if such exist). That is, Paul's
teaching that we should deliberately seek out the most menial and least talented
members of our congregations and give them the greatest honour. I've never yet
seen a church that took this teaching seriously to heart, and I probably never will. I
often wonder though what would happen …

So is it time to paint over our sign and replace it with "Church of St Gregory the
Wonderworker"? Sadly not. It's just the wrong Gregory. I wish I could convince
myself otherwise, but I’ve had to conclude that  the Wonderworker and the Try-
harder were two separate individuals.
You see, our Gregory’s mind doesn’t work that way. Our Gregory is a pragmatist. And
a politician. He sees the basis of successful ministry as being to keep as many people
as possible happy, for as long as possible. And that is very hard work indeed. Which is
one reason why he tries as hard as he does, and to so little avail.
What he has probably never fully understood in the course of his long and
undistinguished ministry as that however hard you try, it’s never going to be quite
enough. There’s always room to try harder so you never quite get there.
In his own way he’s probably happy. In his own way he may feel fulfilled. Hard work
can do that for you. Even when the results are meagre. Even that meagerness can be
turned round to look like a virtue.
What a pity he can’t look beneath the dust and the grime to see a few Alexanders
hidden under it all. Then he might indeed be St Gregory the Wonderworker.  As it is,
he is and will remain, our very own St Gregory the Try-harder.


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If I'd known how difficult it was going
to be, I don't think I would ever have
become a Christian, but I didn't so I did,
That was in November 1969.

I've not had too many problems with
God, once I understood what it was
about, but with the church I've had
plenty. Its the community you can't live
within and you can't live without. It
was the struggle to resolve this
paradox that led me to write my book
How To Survive in the Pharisee Church
in 2009.

Now in my blog I write about issues of
practical Christianity  in general,
including most recently a satirical bent
as in
The Chronicles of the Pharisee
Church of St Gregory-the-Try-Harder
, a
semi-mythical (but mostly real)
Anglican church on the island of
Singapore, where I live.
Alexander the Charcoal Burner